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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cals : If you say something stupid, and your grammar or spelling sucks, I will come after you.

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Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

#9131869
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I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (9494)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:40pm - health - by hkkilla - United States

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

#9048204
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6316) - you deserved it (32796)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

#8979705
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (2062)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)

Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

#8852783
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26390) - you deserved it (1870)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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