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About callcopse : I'll be honest, life is not too bad.
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Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
Friday 22 May 2015