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About callcopse : I'll be honest, life is not too bad.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
Friday 26 September 2014