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  • Number of visits : 570
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About callcopse : I'll be honest, life is not too bad.

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (9142)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23705) - you deserved it (12191)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom



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