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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3117
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 31 posted

About calivianya : 24, student, finally employed! I still have a lot of free time.

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Fucked!<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:22am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 12:56pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 4:10am<b>rhiley</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 3:57pm<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:03pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:51am

calivianya's FML badges

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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calivianya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

by Bucks9 / 05/07/2009 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

by HumanNature / 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation