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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1867
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 31 posted

About calivianya : 24, student, finally employed! I still have a lot of free time.

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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calivianya's favorite FMLs

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (4310)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6946) - you deserved it (80633)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6946) - you deserved it (80633)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25309) - you deserved it (1793)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13496) - you deserved it (48432)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (2750)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20316) - you deserved it (11748)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (2004)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

#18917374
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (3757)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:57pm - work - by StupidNurse (woman) - Germany

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33266) - you deserved it (3565)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML

#18906586
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19512) - you deserved it (1819)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:50am - work - by replik - Russian Federation

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

#18859567
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (3010)

On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22171) - you deserved it (4748)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (4591)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (4835)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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