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caity_pie
  • Town/Country : Christchurch, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 86
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15695) - you deserved it (935)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (7911) - you deserved it (1404)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20705) - you deserved it (2691)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30062) - you deserved it (5613)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

#16919201 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (2198)

On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35233) - you deserved it (1231)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57540) - you deserved it (12315)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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