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caity_pie
  • Town/Country : Christchurch, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24460) - you deserved it (1862)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
408 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
163 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
178 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

#16919201
141 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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55 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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157 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

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