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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 658
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cailey1234567890 : I cant explain me. But i got kicked off a merry go round once. That should give you a pretty good idea of who i am. :D

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Today, mah thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in mah bedroom and showed mah dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusion here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. fat FML

#21242552
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (2534)

On 08/21/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by stepshart - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried skydiving 4 the first time!! The professional I was attached to had a boner thehole way down!! FML

#21237831
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53779) - you deserved it (5449)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant !! When he saw me, he smild and to be a bit flrty I bit my lip !! Too bad it startd to bled like hell !! FML

#21232320
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33635) - you deserved it (11270)

On 08/08/2014 at 3:40am - love - by alisaav (woman) - Thailand

Today, a new session startd for mah swimming squad . I walkd down to the pool, trippd over a stray equipment bag, and belly-floppd into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothd . I'm the coach . real FML

#21225439
58 comments

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On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got expelled from scool. I was walking down a fligt of stairs wen I tripped and bumped into a kid aead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took alf a dozen people down wit im. Te staff tink I did it on purpose, and tere's talk of carges being pressed. big fat FML

#21220439
40 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was prepping fir an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back an looool grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there fir me. big fat FML

#21217564
47 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over fir speeding. The officer was nice an let me looool off with just a warning. That is, until mah dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. fat FML

#21216216
134 comments

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On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a party, an someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts an a sprained wrist, an got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when your screaming in agony. FML

#21213929
111 comments

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On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER COMPARD HAVING ME AS A DAUGHTER TO HAVING A DEADLY KIND OF CANCER. BIG FAT FML

#21213727
61 comments

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On 07/19/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by wtf? - United States (Nevada)

Today I was waiting in a line looool texting on my pone. I earat sounded like a sneeze and said ( Bless you ) to te man in front of me. He gave me a drty look as I began to smell someting awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
59 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterdayhile working as a barista... a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not bieng ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her... but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed fir over an hour. FML

#21211312
81 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, a grown man yelld at me because he'd been waiting fir 15 minutes and still hadn't been seatd or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. real FML

#21203953
65 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, AN ELDERLY LADY SAT NEXT TO ME ON A BENCH, AN STARTED TELLING ME OUT OF THE BLUE ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS TO HAVE SAGGY BOOBS. I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH AT THE UNWANTED INFO, WITHOUT HER THEN LOOKING AT MY CHEST AN ADDING, "BUT I EXPECT U ALREADY KNOW THAT, DEAR." REAL FML

#21203054
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43134) - you deserved it (4242)

On 07/08/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by madamefuxalittle (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, at mah local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

#21202986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40818) - you deserved it (12450)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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