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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 January 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cadyt1234 : I am thirteen. My best friend is my whole world and I love him. I cannot emphasize the word LOVE enough. I know that it sounds stupid coming from an unexperienced thirteen year old. But I must say that it is the most truthful statement I have ever made.

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Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21538) - you deserved it (9001)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26973) - you deserved it (2826)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26973) - you deserved it (2826)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28709) - you deserved it (6025)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28066) - you deserved it (2535)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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