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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cabrillo56 : I like to laugh and read about people who "think" they have an FML. The way I see it, we all have FML moments. Message me if you want to chat

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Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51464) - you deserved it (4272)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:05am - misc - by kittybad - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31703) - you deserved it (49514)

On 06/22/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11523) - you deserved it (37996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36697) - you deserved it (6961)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (40884)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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