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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (28 years)
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About cabbitt : I tend to be a smart ass. If you can\'t handle it, stay out of my way.

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Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML


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On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30507) - you deserved it (11218)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katybaby (woman) - United States (Texas)

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