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cabbitt
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake City, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cabbitt : I tend to be a smart ass. If you can\'t handle it, stay out of my way.

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Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9283) - you deserved it (44236)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (9609)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)



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