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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I told my boyfriend I love him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

#8841470
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27399) - you deserved it (4709)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:06am - love - by jonnah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (28637)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (28637)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24834) - you deserved it (4310)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5220) - you deserved it (58501)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7410) - you deserved it (75650)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (6022)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

#7390667
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21572) - you deserved it (5467)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:30am - intimacy - by writer4life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29247) - you deserved it (14769)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

#7300366
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10195) - you deserved it (31395)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

#7273093
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9350) - you deserved it (50643)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

#7231229
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (3017)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

#7231229
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (3017)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25537) - you deserved it (32620)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)



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