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Bwinski's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

By njh / Friday 27 March 2015 13:29 / Ireland

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

By Embarrassed - / Thursday 22 August 2013 04:40 / United States - Gloucester

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

By Kingofbosses - / Thursday 22 August 2013 05:31 / United States

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

By mareecasellafml - / Friday 27 March 2015 09:51 / Australia - Belrose

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

By BERNDTOAST / Friday 27 March 2015 15:27 / United States - Dearborn