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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24319) - you deserved it (4260)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

#17685680
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30314) - you deserved it (9661)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39738) - you deserved it (5673)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52059) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (3296)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52174) - you deserved it (20042)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

#17639709
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (4543)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (4000)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17506) - you deserved it (57724)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33982) - you deserved it (3723)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14737) - you deserved it (46656)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27959) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35823) - you deserved it (5530)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

#17563055
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (5594)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (6201)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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