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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8010
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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bwinski's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45112) - you deserved it (6711)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44288) - you deserved it (3737)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48982) - you deserved it (7490)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81155) - you deserved it (6650)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41363) - you deserved it (5716)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40081) - you deserved it (3743)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47256) - you deserved it (4650)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

#16637364
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28290) - you deserved it (11717)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53806) - you deserved it (8377)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37208) - you deserved it (6705)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32352) - you deserved it (5736)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (12007)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35694) - you deserved it (6574)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12018) - you deserved it (125826)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64770) - you deserved it (3814)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)



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