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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7823
  • Number of comments : 53
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bwinski's favorite FMLs

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37186) - you deserved it (6704)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (5736)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47005) - you deserved it (12001)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35240) - you deserved it (6522)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (125684)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64743) - you deserved it (3812)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43663) - you deserved it (4608)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17996) - you deserved it (36257)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16762) - you deserved it (77393)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38168) - you deserved it (5748)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48923) - you deserved it (9205)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42549) - you deserved it (3543)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

#16104533
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33675) - you deserved it (7106)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35141) - you deserved it (3739)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13459) - you deserved it (39752)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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