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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 58
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Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41561) - you deserved it (13731)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41561) - you deserved it (13731)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43199) - you deserved it (2907)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39954) - you deserved it (10088)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

#17294240
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (14645)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41990) - you deserved it (2846)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31375) - you deserved it (4747)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9798) - you deserved it (71132)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (2134)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143152) - you deserved it (8128)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25283) - you deserved it (38207)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77717) - you deserved it (8100)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41424) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML

#17032742
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37935) - you deserved it (4313)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

#17023806
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45792) - you deserved it (6256)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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