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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
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Today, another man proposed to mah girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51398) - you deserved it (4385)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML

#14234823
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31643) - you deserved it (12887)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to te sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend,o I ad broken up wit te day before, ad set ma car on fire. I ad just finised restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

#14212180
148 comments

my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, an she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not mah birthday, it's her ex's.

#14200439
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35818) - you deserved it (2732)

On 12/14/2010 at 8:32am - love - by A. nonymous -

TODAY , I WAS MESSING AROUND IN MAH BOYFRIEND'S PANTS WHILE WATCHING TV!! HE WAS TOTALLY ABSORBED IN THE FISHING SHOW THAT WAS ON!! WHEN THE GUY LOST A FISH , HE GOT SO DISAPPOINTED THAT HE BECAME COMPLETELY FLACCID!! FML

#14128362
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30352) - you deserved it (5508)

On 12/08/2010 at 3:46am - intimacy - by fishruinsex -

Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML

#14126104
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34209) - you deserved it (9514)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO LEAVE MY ONE-NIGHT STAND IN MY FLAT BECAUSE I WAS GIVING A GUEST LECTURE AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY. HALFWAY THROUGH, I HEAR SOMEONE SNEAKING IN SO I JOKINGLY ASKD IF THEY HAD A 'WILD NIGHT OUT.' IT WAS THE GUY I SLEPT WITH. FML

#14119620
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10892) - you deserved it (37285)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by openmouthinsertfoot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that my husband's secretary namd her new baby boy after my husband!! Everyone at the office thinks it's funny!! My husband says it's a coincidence!! FML

#14092737
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (2782)

On 12/05/2010 at 4:30am - misc - by momoffour (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I got a brthday card from mah parants. It was mah sistar's from aarliar in tha yaar. Thay scratchd out har nama and wrota mina undarnaath. FML

#14086512
107 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY MAH SON TOLD HIS TEACHER THAT SHE "HAS A NICE RACK." HE'S FOUR. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28310) - you deserved it (10476)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today My Doctor Told Me To Buy Some KY Jelly And A Dildo To Help "loosen Me Up" So Sex Isn't So Painful. I Haven't Been Able To Have Sex Fir 6 Months Cuz It Hurts So Badly, And Now My Doctor Has Basically Told Me To Go Fuck Myself. Big Fat FML

#13937569
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (7832)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decidd to take a shower together . He left the room to get some towels , so I went to the bathroom and wait . I walkd out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early . FML

#13894887
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14420) - you deserved it (29436)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States

Today , mah mothar was ovar visiting. My thraa yaar old ran out of mah room chasing tha cat with his toy. Ha smackad tha cat with it , tha cat scratchad him , ha droppad it and ran away. I was busy with tha baby so I askad mah mom to taka tha toy away. Sha walkad back holding mah pink dildo. FML

#13876258
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24642) - you deserved it (10509)

On 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by bottomdrawerraider (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing yur gum lyk a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (7675)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)



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