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Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

#10851356
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45086) - you deserved it (6559)

On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40504) - you deserved it (4582)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33874) - you deserved it (5967)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9053) - you deserved it (26511)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend I love him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

#8841470
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (4694)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:06am - love - by jonnah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9300) - you deserved it (27493)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9300) - you deserved it (27493)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (4112)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5187) - you deserved it (58219)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7050) - you deserved it (73938)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (6011)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27484) - you deserved it (13951)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

#7300366
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (29697)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

#7273093
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9278) - you deserved it (50360)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands



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