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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (22 years)
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Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29959) - you deserved it (9790)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31437) - you deserved it (2495)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (3355)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (3355)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33982) - you deserved it (2691)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (2708)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33617) - you deserved it (6441)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36930) - you deserved it (5357)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45593) - you deserved it (3393)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he finished all of them cheered. FML

#18500150
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (7873)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:38am - love - by 50love - United States

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19043) - you deserved it (47453)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

#18498054
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39445) - you deserved it (9000)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34551) - you deserved it (2871)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40771) - you deserved it (4237)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (2998)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)



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