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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
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Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because mah dad was waiting 4 me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33962) - you deserved it (2290)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, ma fiancée told me about er new diet. Apparently, se is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so se can potosyntesise. Se tink tis will elp er lose wiegt, since se doesn't ave to eat anyting. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday mah crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to mah house , he looked into mah eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - ( Do you give head? ) FML

#21339980
140 comments

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On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, mah wife wantd me to take her to a new restaurant in town . When I lookd it up and saw thier prices, I almost had a heart attack . When I said it was too expensive, she snappd ( Maybe you'd lyk to look up 'Lorena looool Bobbitt' next?! ) We went to the restaurant . FML

#21338935
146 comments

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On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today , I went on a first date , only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall , him: home. I waited for 40 minute before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML

#21328493
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Today , I went on a first date , only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall , him: home. I waited for 40 minute before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML

#21328493
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Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, tings got intimate and we ended up aving sex. After e came, e cuckled to imself and said, "Tat one's 4 you, Nan". real FML

Today, mah classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, ( You look lyk less of ahore without makeup. ) FML

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

#21316987
118 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, boyfriend sent Cristma Caroller to ouse to tell me e was breaking up wit me. FML

Today, at mah daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults bood. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or yur grade percent in this class?"

#21315734
59 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeles gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, ( Bitche man. ) I cried. FML

#21315476
104 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)



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