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About bwahr15 : Hippo lover. Harry Potter enthusiast. Sassy.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I SAW A PSYCHIATRIST FOR THE FRST TIME. AFTER TELLING HER EVERYTHING I'M GOING THROUGH, SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "YOU KNOW... EVERY FIVE YEARS OR SO I GET A CASE COMPLETELY BEYOND ABILITY TO HELP." I GUESS IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS. FML
Today, mah boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but mah mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on 4 a week caused me to orgasm. FML
yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML
Friday 27 March 2015