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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27228) - you deserved it (39429)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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