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About butterflyhearts : !i Name is Chelle(Rachelle).
A to your Q
YES I live in Haiti. How is that so hard to believe?
YES! I love it here. Haiti isn't what the media makes it seem.
NO People here arent poor and running around naked.
YES I am 15. Not older.
YES!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THE WORLD CUP!!!!
Im Haitian. Love Haiti to the core. I speak 3 languages french,english and kreyol so feel free to message me in either. Im in 10th grade. Would be in 11th :/ Im usually humble but when it comes to sports I'm down right rude. When I type I usually start to type one language and then end in another so pardon me if you stumble upon a weird comment of mine. Hate rude assholes who say shit just to sound cool to the internet world, and or boost their self-esteem. No one will care about you tomorrow. :) Perdix=WIN!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
Friday 22 May 2015