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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About butterflychic : I'm Sarah:) music, photography, and writing is all I need to get through the day.

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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38476) - you deserved it (53089)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (350842) - you deserved it (38703)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42066) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)



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