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About butterflychic : I'm Sarah:) music, photography, and writing is all I need to get through the day.
Jack Johnson, Coldplay, Five for Fighting, The Vaccines...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Friday 31 July 2015