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butterflycheza

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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About butterflycheza : I am going to collegium bible collage its not just teaching me about the bible but helping me discover my calling because we are all called and its a five fold ministry and the bible says all churches must govern the church that way and sadly no one dose that, and ill be there for 7 years and ill be learning Greek and Hebrew to understand the bible better. I love all things from japan i collect that stuff My fav. flower is a pink tiger Lilly fav. animal is a wolf fav. food is spaghetti and banana bread not together of course fav. color dark red, im a girl but not a girly girl i dont were make up or do fancy things with my hair or were heals lol and im not a tom boy but i dont mind touching bugs/worms/rats/spiders or snakes, I LOVE kids, im good at drawing and making things. I like taking hikes, i want to work at a daycare or something with kids lol I have brown hair, blue eyes, I like techno, classical, and christen music ..odd mix.

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Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (4601)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31433) - you deserved it (2999)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

#15786852
137 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
86 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

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115 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

#15661071
86 comments

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On 04/06/2011 at 2:19am - misc - by American idol -

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

#15657358
125 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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126 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710
206 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)



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