About butterflycheza : I am going to collegium bible collage its not just teaching me about the bible but helping me discover my calling because we are all called and its a five fold ministry and the bible says all churches must govern the church that way and sadly no one dose that, and ill be there for 7 years and ill be learning Greek and Hebrew to understand the bible better. I love all things from japan i collect that stuff My fav. flower is a pink tiger Lilly fav. animal is a wolf fav. food is spaghetti and banana bread not together of course fav. color dark red, im a girl but not a girly girl i dont were make up or do fancy things with my hair or were heals lol and im not a tom boy but i dont mind touching bugs/worms/rats/spiders or snakes, I LOVE kids, im good at drawing and making things. I like taking hikes, i want to work at a daycare or something with kids lol I have brown hair, blue eyes, I like techno, classical, and christen music ..odd mix.
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by d0rk_ / 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
by ciararow / 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm / United States / Animals
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
by andimanastudent / 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
by blehhx / 04/09/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Animals
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
by American idol / 04/06/2011 at 2:19am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML
by troublewithbleach / 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Love
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…