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About butterflycheza : I am going to collegium bible collage its not just teaching me about the bible but helping me discover my calling because we are all called and its a five fold ministry and the bible says all churches must govern the church that way and sadly no one dose that, and ill be there for 7 years and ill be learning Greek and Hebrew to understand the bible better. I love all things from japan i collect that stuff My fav. flower is a pink tiger Lilly fav. animal is a wolf fav. food is spaghetti and banana bread not together of course fav. color dark red, im a girl but not a girly girl i dont were make up or do fancy things with my hair or were heals lol and im not a tom boy but i dont mind touching bugs/worms/rats/spiders or snakes, I LOVE kids, im good at drawing and making things. I like taking hikes, i want to work at a daycare or something with kids lol I have brown hair, blue eyes, I like techno, classical, and christen music ..odd mix.
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