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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 525
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52302) - you deserved it (10703)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30964) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20133) - you deserved it (4887)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41054) - you deserved it (16595)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

#14199734
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (6963)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by virginat16 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40461) - you deserved it (3876)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

#13591774
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (7978)

On 10/25/2010 at 5:02pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29864) - you deserved it (5597)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36626) - you deserved it (4135)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29708) - you deserved it (3517)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

#13462188
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9916) - you deserved it (41063)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML

#13440405
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8668) - you deserved it (25549)

On 10/13/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by holly10350 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37394) - you deserved it (3485)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9346) - you deserved it (54231)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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