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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About buffblondie : I'm 13, liven life to the fullest ;) I'm a bit of a adrenaline junky.. lol. I play football, its basically half my life. basketball, and run cross-country. I've had a lotta girl experience, some not so great .-. I love texting, boarding, and just chillin. My fav rap artists are D12, 50 cent, bobby creekwater, ( under appreciated rapper )and eminem. I love the city, even though I live in Minnesota, the penguin state ^_^ hmm oh and i love working out and running. thats about it. message me if u like to have fun and have a good time ;0 wait one more thing! People who judge piss me off. Hit me up if u sexy;) http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?feature=mhee

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (8251)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
407 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

#17520336
73 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

#17518682
158 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML

#17518141
73 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 9:11am - health - by pizzachest - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

#17516862
103 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

#17514634
114 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm - health - by c.hip - United States (California)

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

#17513868
69 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

#17512711
153 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
179 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)



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