About Buffblondie
I'm 13, liven life to the fullest ;) I'm a bit of a adrenaline junky.. lol. I play football, its basically half my life. basketball, and run cross-country. I've had a lotta girl experience, some not so great .-. I love texting, boarding, and just chillin. My fav rap artists are D12, 50 cent, bobby creekwater, ( under appreciated rapper )and eminem. I love the city, even though I live in Minnesota, the penguin state ^_^ hmm oh and i love working out and running. thats about it. message me if u like to have fun and have a good time ;0 wait one more thing! People who judge piss me off. Hit me up if u sexy;) http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?feature=mhee
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Buffblondie's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

By ironik970 / Saturday 17 September 2011 06:56 / United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

By Andrew - / Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:46 / United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

By varsity soccer player / Friday 19 August 2011 21:08 / United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

By bandit99999 / Friday 19 August 2011 18:59 / United States