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btyler
  • Town/Country : Terre Haute, IN
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1366
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (16747) - you deserved it (39911)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622 (1233)

I agree, your life sucks (31589) - you deserved it (473813)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought home a vase, which I was proud of, that I made for my mother in my pottery class. My mother took one look at it and said, "Oh good, you can sell that in our garage sale." FML

#2299417 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (1761)

On 05/26/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Allen (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

#152273 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (37358) - you deserved it (9050)

On 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by wwasmer (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

#144794 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (14180) - you deserved it (47333)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by FMluck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669 (323)

I agree, your life sucks (95912) - you deserved it (16562)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)