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About brwneyedgrl1989 : I talk too much, make no sense, and hurt too easy...I am 19, I turn 20 in July. It's hard to believe I only have three more months of being a teenager it feels like time is going way to fast! I am trying to get my prereqs out of the way for nursing. I work stock for Aeropostale. I love reading, To Kill a Mockingbird is my all time favorite book...and I realize your life is never as bad as you think it is!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML
Monday 1 September 2014