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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15432) - you deserved it (35808)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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