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About brkn_hearted : God gave us two eyes, two ears, two arms
two legs, two feet, two hands, but she only
gave us one heart. you know why? because
she gave the other one to someone else and
? its ? our ? job ? to ? find ? it ?
now understanding of the simple fact that the more you're with someone, the more flaws arise. some aren't bad, but others ruin everything.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Monday 5 October 2015