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brkn_hearted
  • Town/Country : La Verne, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 February 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 31368
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About brkn_hearted : God gave us two eyes, two ears, two arms
two legs, two feet, two hands, but she only
gave us one heart. you know why? because
she gave the other one to someone else and
? its ? our ? job ? to ? find ? it ?

now understanding of the simple fact that the more you're with someone, the more flaws arise. some aren't bad, but others ruin everything.

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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (208928) - you deserved it (35392)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461544) - you deserved it (573379)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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