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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31235) - you deserved it (5892)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)



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