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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1403
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About britt93 : i Love exercise, cereal, any fruit covered in chocolate, Chris Cornell, Billy Talent, getting messages, tattoos, sleeping, and the fact that i was born on Halloween! Message me with questions or just because you want to! I'm generally sweet!

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Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

#5930750
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12991) - you deserved it (29558)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

#5525122
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39623) - you deserved it (3265)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

#5107055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52105) - you deserved it (7478)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

#3860053
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55804) - you deserved it (2930)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by diamondsareforever (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

#3706736
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (43955)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

#3571839
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44379) - you deserved it (3423)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41728) - you deserved it (21927)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52798) - you deserved it (7829)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

#2044978
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10123) - you deserved it (51105)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04am - work - by hipthrustdude (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19731) - you deserved it (4813)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

#243
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39470) - you deserved it (12718)

On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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