About britt93 : i Love exercise, cereal, any fruit covered in chocolate, Chris Cornell, Billy Talent, getting messages, tattoos, sleeping, and the fact that i was born on Halloween! Message me with questions or just because you want to! I'm generally sweet!
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Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
by datingamoron / 02/14/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by huwauw / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2010 at 8:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by thanksmom / 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
by gibsonSG323 / 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Jeri / 02/12/2010 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Love
by meow / 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
by annonymous / 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML
by ohjoy / 11/18/2009 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous