About britt93 : i Love exercise, cereal, any fruit covered in chocolate, Chris Cornell, Billy Talent, getting messages, tattoos, sleeping, and the fact that i was born on Halloween! Message me with questions or just because you want to! I'm generally sweet!
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by fail / 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 1:49am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
by ac32 / 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by notfunny / 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
by worthless / 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
by lovely321 / 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
by Alisha / 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm / United Kingdom (Stirling) / Miscellaneous
by caseyj / 03/25/2011 at 1:50am / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by phantomdriver / 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
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