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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2584
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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brieee's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

by Eddy / 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

by laureri / 03/13/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Intimacy

Today, after weeks of oral pain and hundreds of dollars in dentistry fees, we found the culprit: a popcorn kernel that floss was unable to remove. FML

by iAlissa / 03/13/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Health

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Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

by SteamyPenguin / 03/13/2015 at 11:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

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Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

by numbtongue / 03/13/2015 at 12:19am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

by psh_idontbite / 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm / United States / Animals

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

by Metallurge / 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Transportation

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

by acapelladisaster / 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

by misfitunfit / 03/12/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (California) / Kids

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Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

by teecrafter2038 / 03/12/2015 at 10:07am / United States (New York) / Animals

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Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

by mylovelifeisanepicfail / 03/12/2015 at 9:53am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous