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brianrubin
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1973 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 4122
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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (4490) - you deserved it (47671)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50092) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)