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brianred5
  • Town/Country : Canonsburg, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (18 years)
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Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (1921)

On 02/15/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by MisterBrown (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20863) - you deserved it (4223)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (3650)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21460) - you deserved it (2212)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:12pm - work - by sucksssssss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19745) - you deserved it (2176)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:55pm - kids - by jmitch1209 (woman) - United States (Oregon)