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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8116
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About brewmasterg : Fuck food, I'd rather have tattoos.

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Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at scool tougt it was funny, except my principal,o gave me a detention an said it was, "inappropriate an making a pregnant teacer feel uncomfortable". Tat pregnant teacer looool asked me to take a selfie wit er. FML

#21289257
42 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, A Customer Bought Several Drill Bits. When I Asked Him, "Do You Want A Bag 4 Yur Bits?" He Just Stared At Me Uncomfortably, Apparently Thinking I Was Trying To Come Onto Him. FML

#21289001
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26501) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I overhered mah co-workers talking about how they don't need flu shots cuz everyone else gets them. These people are in the medical industry. FML

#21286250
136 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40am - work - by Silbax1 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I overhered mah co-workers talking about how they don't need flu shots cuz everyone else gets them. These people are in the medical industry. FML

#21286250
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31187) - you deserved it (2937)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40am - work - by Silbax1 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I overhered mah co-workers talking about how they don't need flu shots cuz everyone else gets them. These people are in the medical industry. FML

#21286250
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31187) - you deserved it (2937)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40am - work - by Silbax1 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . there was a laundry basket of mah clothe sitting in mah room . My dad asked me if they were clean or not . When I said I didn't know.. . he picked up a piece of mah clothing.. . sniffed it.. . and said it smelled fine . That piece of clothing just so happened to be mah underwear . fat FML

#21285867
87 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 8:05pm - misc - by socreepedouticanteven - United States (West Virginia)

Today, mah son askd for mah help with a personal matter. I was flatterd that he trustd me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turnd out he wantd to use mah locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheatd on her. mega FML

#21285546
140 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife.

#21283962
91 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

Today... I was at the mall with mah young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were looool alone... I startd to go and mah daughter yelld... ( Good job... mommy... your using the potty like a big girl! ) I then heard laughing. mega FML

#21283795
59 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, nieghbor finally decidd that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decidd to leave the poop-filld bags in driveway. I confrontd her about this and she claimd it's never happend. I've watchd her multiple times from front window. FML

#21281417
111 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm - animals - by Why Me - United States (Indiana)

Today... I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying... she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her... an asked me fir bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. real FML

#21280490
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (3055)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WIT MY GRANDMA AN SE WAS GOING 30 OVER TE SPEED LIMIT!! TO SLOW ER DOWN, I SAID, ( HEY LOOK, TE POLICE )!! SE SLAMMED ON TE BRAKES SO ARD I IT MY EAD ON TE DASBOARD!! FML

#21279207
85 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today , taxi driver kept falling asleep an swerving off the road , so I askd him if he was okay. He stoppd an burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce an his wife taking all he had. Long story short , I endd up driving him home an getting a taxi from his place. mega FML

#21273346
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39713) - you deserved it (3404)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in mah new house. They did decide that mah cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (2520)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)



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