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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12251
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33429) - you deserved it (3516)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

#21351283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34058) - you deserved it (2407)

On 02/07/2015 at 12:13am - animals - by juliette (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

#21351119
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (4722)

On 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm - misc - by go fuck myself - United States (Florida)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21216) - you deserved it (38481)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

#21350250
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27937) - you deserved it (2654)

On 02/05/2015 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

#21349612
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (4700)

On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I showed my son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughed, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish my sperm had a warranty. FML

#21346989
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (6516)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:51pm - kids - by 3722145 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40027) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (3718)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27752) - you deserved it (5606)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (4002)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

#21342765
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29850) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:27am - work - by Mishlette (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to snapchat that said "the love of my life." It was a pic of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "the 2nd love of my life." It was a pic of the fuel truck he drives for work. FML

#21342658
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32056) - you deserved it (4280)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:33am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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