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brew07's favorite FMLs
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
by Tonguetied0496 / 12/10/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Ashley / 12/02/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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