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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot… Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people.… Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach…