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brens64
  • Town/Country : Bako, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 March 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 358
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26847) - you deserved it (12090)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

#13083024 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (26566) - you deserved it (28138)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (37670) - you deserved it (2802)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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