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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6977
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : My name is Bailey and that's all you need to know about me.

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML

#21485280
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26942) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

#21485228
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (2063)

On 10/27/2015 at 9:52pm - misc - by fjsinedniend - United States (Montana)

Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML

#21485222
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (1694)

On 10/27/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by OutOfWork.OutOfTime - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

#21485063
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20438) - you deserved it (2047)

On 10/27/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by itsplashedeverywhere - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

#21485011
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (1686)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

#21484875
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18461) - you deserved it (9640)

On 10/27/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by Tired Hungry Geek - United States

Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

#21484786
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (1758)

On 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Leyla (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

#21484577
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24899) - you deserved it (2423)

On 10/26/2015 at 11:50am - misc - by DopeDickDover - United States

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

#21484484
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

#21484437
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22217) - you deserved it (5468)

On 10/26/2015 at 12:42am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

#21484236
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22512) - you deserved it (3295)

On 10/25/2015 at 3:00pm - health - by dancincherrychic - United States (California)

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

#21483973
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32545) - you deserved it (1880)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

#21483805
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23134) - you deserved it (3999)

On 10/24/2015 at 2:04pm - money - by IamHM (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML



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