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by Anonymous / 11/07/2015 at 12:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Nuts / 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML
by FMyJob / 11/06/2015 at 6:59pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 6:22pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Transportation
by honk honk, fuckwad / 11/06/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 3:47pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
by smoothies14 / 11/06/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML
by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML
by ishred1111 / 11/06/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
by mottephobe / 11/06/2015 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
by crushedsoul / 11/05/2015 at 4:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
by fijiflu / 11/05/2015 at 4:31pm / Miscellaneous
by EnderHorse / 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend of 2 years met my family for the first time due to long distance. At dinner I… Today, i bought two $2 scratch off lotto tickets for my friend and i, he won $500 i won nothing. FML Today, my boss called me into his office to discuss why I am so unhappy in my new job. In summary -…