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Breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

By Cyberdeeder / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 /

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

By creeper-status / Thursday 5 May 2016 17:37 / United States - Irvine

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 20 September 2013 23:44 / United States - Boston

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

By GlueAndCarrots / Thursday 20 August 2015 02:38 / Canada - Markham

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

By i suck, this i know :( - / Friday 26 July 2013 22:11 / Malawi - Blantyre