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breekittenmitten
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  • Number of visits : 3784
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : 🎀17&Searching, Pansexual, College Girl🎀
Cats are life 🙀😻
🎶Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.🎶

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Visits<b>FuKcMee</b> - 15 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - yesterday at 9:05pm<b>ixyasmine</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:06pm<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:18am<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 11:47pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:18am<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:51am<b>kmac412</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:20pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:43pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:21pm<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:58pm<b>metizic</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Maaska</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:29pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:40am<b>mostmontoya</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 2:00am<b>dcam13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:42am<b>CatLady4Lyf</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:31am

Fucked!<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:02am<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:32am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Maaska</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:28am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:30am<b>yeatesj</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:17am<b>kmac412</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:33pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:09pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:12pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:55pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:43pm<b>amine91</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:40pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:01pm

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

#21401920
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (3738)

On 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm - kids - by Winxy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29250) - you deserved it (2755)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

#21401631
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/29/2015 at 7:11am - love - by xxlenalunaxx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

#21401411
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (4540)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

#21401319
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (1969)

On 04/28/2015 at 6:39pm - health - by full bladder - United States (Florida)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML

#21400981
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32022) - you deserved it (3360)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

#21400980
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (2072)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:24am - health - by vomitgirl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33859) - you deserved it (3643)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

#21399911
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (5932)

On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32614) - you deserved it (4677)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML



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