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Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
by mynameisnotstupid / 03/18/2016 at 11:05am / Germany (Bayern) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I started a new job as a receptionist at a nursing home. When two men came in saying, "We're here for Mr. Christensen," I paged him to come to the front desk. Apparently, these men had come from the funeral home to pick up Mr. Christensen's body. I was completely unaware that anyone had died. FML
by alex / 03/13/2016 at 3:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
by singleasapringle / 03/13/2016 at 1:41am / United States (New York) / Love
by cemakara3 / 03/12/2016 at 3:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by neveragain / 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML
by SK8WITME / 02/12/2016 at 1:22pm / India / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 5:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by aiw14 / 02/12/2016 at 1:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by HelpPlease / 02/11/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Love
by Electro / 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
by CmS_1733 / 02/11/2016 at 1:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by hiitisbrooke / 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy