Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

breekittenmitten

Search for a member

breekittenmitten

25Fucked!

breekittenmitten
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4380
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : 🎀17&Searching, Pansexual, College Girl🎀
Cats are life 🙀😻
🎶Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.🎶

breekittenmitten's page activity

Visits<b>TKPhai</b> - yesterday at 6:41pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - yesterday at 8:32am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:58am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:17am<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:33pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:32pm<b>badmandilon</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 8:25pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:39pm<b>deathcreep25</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:24pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:39am<b>Rkikkas9713</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:31am<b>christian1509</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:31am<b>ausmoss123</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:43pm<b>annabel138</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:23pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:26am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 2:25pm<b>sullysair123</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:56am

Fucked!<b>Mons</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:39pm<b>ausmoss123</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:16am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:24am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 9:16am<b>JPjenny</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:02am<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:32am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Maaska</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:28am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:30am<b>yeatesj</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:17am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:33pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:09pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:12pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:55pm

breekittenmitten's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of breekittenmitten's badges

breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

#21424841
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23458) - you deserved it (6657)

On 06/12/2015 at 2:50am - intimacy - by Pattie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

#21424815
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (1772)

On 06/12/2015 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

#21424643
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (3547)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

#21424633
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26804) - you deserved it (1761)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML

#21424629
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20293) - you deserved it (10576)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:29pm - misc - by Bigbaby - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML

#21424599
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (2473)

On 06/11/2015 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to my neighbor's funeral, with whom I had been good friends with for a long time. When I asked her husband why, he said, "We have a small amount of money and can't afford for you to eat all of the refreshments." FML

#21424589
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23211) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/11/2015 at 5:04pm - health - by DUFF - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

#21424579
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32165) - you deserved it (2262)

On 06/11/2015 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by lolatmylovelife - United States (Texas)

Today, I confronted my boss for his inadequate contribution in our work. He accepted his inadequacy and apologized for not doing enough. He now expects me to work on everything singlehandedly since he has already clarified his inadequacy. FML

#21424550
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (3880)

On 06/11/2015 at 3:50pm - work - by varunet2004 (man) - India

Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML

#21424410
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29015) - you deserved it (2003)

On 06/11/2015 at 10:37am - misc - by 4lphab3t4 (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

#21424396
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28460) - you deserved it (1739)

On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

#21424116
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25493) - you deserved it (1594)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by its still broken (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister told me that the only reason I like one guy is because he looks exactly like the guy that dumped me. I showed her two pictures to argue against it, and ended up proving her right. FML

#21424094
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20943) - you deserved it (4870)

On 06/10/2015 at 7:14pm - love - by didn't notice for 2 years - United States (Arizona)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

#21423927
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22655) - you deserved it (1794)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: