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breekittenmitten
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (18 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 9757
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : My name is Bailey and that's all you need to know about me.

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 6:13am<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 12:24am<b>onlinetroll</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 10:07pm<b>sammy011</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 6:21pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:57am<b>Furby94</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 7:48pm<b>balba31</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 6:17pm<b>rolso</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 11:01pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 4:08pm<b>clumsydude</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:01pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:55pm<b>General_Lee_01</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:28pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:12am<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:30am<b>SpawnofAthena</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:33am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:22am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:50pm<b>hardflip95</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:46pm

Fucked!<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 6:24am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:08pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 7:55pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:53pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:30am<b>orios105</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:50am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Neut</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 6:21pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:15am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:44pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:36am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 7:43pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:35pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:19am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 6:40pm<b>NineeCat</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 11:22pm

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids

Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML

by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML

by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

by Clauric / 05/03/2016 at 11:15am / Love

Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML

by WeighYourWords / 05/03/2016 at 7:12am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Work

Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML

by howdoesthatmakesense / 05/02/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML

by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy

Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

by Oops / 05/02/2016 at 12:21am / Animals

Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 12:36am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2016 at 2:20am / Australia / Work

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

by DeathbyWording / 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML

by tingleballs / 04/28/2016 at 10:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

by shit / 04/28/2016 at 7:05am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML

by MrDanito / 04/28/2016 at 2:21am / Czech Republic (Stredocesky kraj) / Intimacy

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

by Whyme? / 04/27/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous