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by benz1369 / 05/12/2016 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my husband and I got into a huge fight about his ex-fiancée, after I found out he's been confessing his love to her behind my back. Our fight ended with him yelling that yes, she's the love of his life, "But I still married you, didn't I?" FML
by JustTheWife / 05/12/2016 at 1:24pm / Denmark / Love
by superb12345 / 05/11/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by belladonna1025 / 05/11/2016 at 2:49pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by unboned / 05/11/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML
by kentrm / 05/10/2016 at 10:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/10/2016 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I surprise-visited my uncle after not seeing him for 4 years because of college. When he opened the door to his house, he was wearing Crocs. Of course, that would have been completely fine if it weren't for the fact that they were the only thing he was wearing. FML
by Scarred Nephew / 05/10/2016 at 6:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
by queen_lol / 05/10/2016 at 1:14pm / United States / Love
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
by Failsafe / 05/09/2016 at 10:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 9:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to repeatedly explain to my nosy, interfering, clingy, no-concept-of-personal-space mom that I'm not okay with her moving into my new house, or the same neighborhood, or even the same goddamn state as me when I get married next week. FML
by kill me / 05/06/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
by pissed off mother / 05/05/2016 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Money
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I landed an interview with my schools work study program. After waiting an hour after it was… Today, I forgot my headphones at home, which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to be in the third… Today, I was picking up my son's expensive birthday cake. It was huge, and required both hands to…