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breekittenmitten
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9412
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : My name is Bailey and that's all you need to know about me.

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Visits<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 12:24am<b>hallieee</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 11:37pm<b>onlinetroll</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 10:07pm<b>sammy011</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 6:21pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:57am<b>Furby94</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 7:48pm<b>balba31</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 6:17pm<b>rolso</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 11:01pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 4:08pm<b>clumsydude</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:01pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:55pm<b>General_Lee_01</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:28pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:12am<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:30am<b>SpawnofAthena</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:33am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:22am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:50pm<b>hardflip95</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:46pm

Fucked!<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 6:24am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:08pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 7:55pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:53pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:30am<b>orios105</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:50am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Neut</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 6:21pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:15am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:44pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:36am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 7:43pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:35pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:19am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 6:40pm<b>NineeCat</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 11:22pm

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, while stocking the green beans at work, I picked up a "leaf" which turned out to be a grasshopper. I screamed so loud, my coworkers now think I'm crazy. This is only my second week here. FML

by benz1369 / 05/12/2016 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my husband and I got into a huge fight about his ex-fiancée, after I found out he's been confessing his love to her behind my back. Our fight ended with him yelling that yes, she's the love of his life, "But I still married you, didn't I?" FML

by JustTheWife / 05/12/2016 at 1:24pm / Denmark / Love

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

by superb12345 / 05/11/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML

by belladonna1025 / 05/11/2016 at 2:49pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

by unboned / 05/11/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

by kentrm / 05/10/2016 at 10:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with my long time crush of three years. Everything was going great, until I found out he supports Donald Trump. FML

by anon / 05/10/2016 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I surprise-visited my uncle after not seeing him for 4 years because of college. When he opened the door to his house, he was wearing Crocs. Of course, that would have been completely fine if it weren't for the fact that they were the only thing he was wearing. FML

by Scarred Nephew / 05/10/2016 at 6:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML

by queen_lol / 05/10/2016 at 1:14pm / United States / Love

Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML

by Failsafe / 05/09/2016 at 10:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML

by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 9:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to my nosy, interfering, clingy, no-concept-of-personal-space mom that I'm not okay with her moving into my new house, or the same neighborhood, or even the same goddamn state as me when I get married next week. FML

by kill me / 05/06/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML

by pissed off mother / 05/05/2016 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Money

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous