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19Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3654
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : 🎀17&Searching, Pansexual, College Girl🎀
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Fucked!<b>SilkMudah</b> - yesterday at 5:32am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Maaska</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:28am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:30am<b>yeatesj</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:17am<b>kmac412</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:33pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:09pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:12pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:55pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:43pm<b>amine91</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:40pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:01pm<b>SamBeast</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:00am

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31626) - you deserved it (2682)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

#21402984
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (3090)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14143) - you deserved it (28881)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

#21402837
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (10353)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:24am - love - by Forever alone - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29734) - you deserved it (5547)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

#21402730
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (2248)

On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
106 comments

Today, my mother was trying to have yet another "helpful" conversation about how to fix my anxiety. My sister's insightful comment? "I think your problem is that you need to get laid." My mom agreed with her. FML

#21401985
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28762) - you deserved it (3231)

On 04/29/2015 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by sexandanxiety (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

#21401920
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (3734)

On 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm - kids - by Winxy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29219) - you deserved it (2751)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

#21401631
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26005) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/29/2015 at 7:11am - love - by xxlenalunaxx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML



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