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breekittenmitten
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (18 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 9725
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : My name is Bailey and that's all you need to know about me.

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 6:13am<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 12:24am<b>onlinetroll</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 10:07pm<b>sammy011</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 6:21pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:57am<b>Furby94</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 7:48pm<b>balba31</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 6:17pm<b>rolso</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 11:01pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 4:08pm<b>clumsydude</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:01pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:55pm<b>General_Lee_01</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:28pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:12am<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:30am<b>SpawnofAthena</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:33am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:22am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:50pm<b>hardflip95</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:46pm

Fucked!<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 6:24am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:08pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 7:55pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:53pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:30am<b>orios105</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:50am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Neut</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 6:21pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:15am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:44pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:36am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 7:43pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:35pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:19am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 6:40pm<b>NineeCat</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 11:22pm

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

by Reeen / 06/03/2016 at 6:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

by Dixienornous / 06/03/2016 at 7:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got excited because my husband will be away for 5 days, which means I'll be able to deep clean the house. FML

by KiwiMaid / 06/03/2016 at 6:31am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

by ChopSuey / 06/01/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

by EyesofStone / 05/31/2016 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a party. After asking several people about the ingredients in a cake, I took one bite and ended up in the hospital with a severe reaction to the nuts that "definitely weren't" in it. FML

by unlucky / 05/31/2016 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Health

Today, my house key jammed inside the lock, which would've been annoying even if I hadn't been desperately running from my neighbor's psycho pitbull at the time. FML

by jnp414 / 05/28/2016 at 9:11pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML

by ~~~~ / 05/27/2016 at 2:45pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my ex bragging to his buddies about how freaky his new girlfriend is, what with her animal tail butt plugs and such. Towards the end of our relationship, he called me disgusting for suggesting we spice things up with handcuffs. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 1:15pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML

by thundermoo / 05/27/2016 at 12:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML

Today, I woke up with intense pain and bruising. It turned out I'd suffered such a rare kind of wrist bone dislocation that the doctors aren't sure how to fix it. FML

by chazzywazzy654 / 05/27/2016 at 9:20am / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Health

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Today, after spending all day begging my husband to stop playing video games and show me some attention, I finally fell asleep out of boredom. As soon as I did, he shut the game off and went to hang out with our neighbor. FML

by megsterr413 / 05/27/2016 at 12:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

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Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 12:07am / United States (South Carolina) / Health