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by centaursTesticle / 05/18/2016 at 8:34am / United States / Work
by ShouldIHelpIt / 05/17/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I got a call from the head of my school dance committee saying that the dance was cancelled and the services originally hired were still expecting to be paid. The reason the dance got cancelled? One of the girls on the committee's parents wouldn't let her buy her dream dress. FML
by Depressed / 05/17/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
by bluskyz1979 / 05/17/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
by Preggo / 05/14/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, at work, the shopping carts have coin locks on them so people put them back or don't go stealing them. A lady couldn't find a coin, so I unlocked one with my key and said to her, "It doesn't look like you will run off and steal it" as a joke. She replied, "I can't run darling, I have an artificial leg." FML
by TrolleyCollector / 05/13/2016 at 5:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by benz1369 / 05/12/2016 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my husband and I got into a huge fight about his ex-fiancée, after I found out he's been confessing his love to her behind my back. Our fight ended with him yelling that yes, she's the love of his life, "But I still married you, didn't I?" FML
by JustTheWife / 05/12/2016 at 1:24pm / Denmark / Love
by superb12345 / 05/11/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by belladonna1025 / 05/11/2016 at 2:49pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by unboned / 05/11/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML
by kentrm / 05/10/2016 at 10:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/10/2016 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I surprise-visited my uncle after not seeing him for 4 years because of college. When he opened the door to his house, he was wearing Crocs. Of course, that would have been completely fine if it weren't for the fact that they were the only thing he was wearing. FML
by Scarred Nephew / 05/10/2016 at 6:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous