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breekittenmitten
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4977
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : 17 and addicted to American Horror Story, Pokemon, and cookie dough.

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Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

#21446839
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19839) - you deserved it (1368)

On 07/25/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by for fuck's sake, gran (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

#21446817
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18082) - you deserved it (2541)

On 07/25/2015 at 12:20am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24727) - you deserved it (4194)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me serious shit because I couldn't name 10 Pokémon. He said he even considered dumping me. Glad to know he has his priorities straight. FML

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

#21446622
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24577) - you deserved it (1687)

On 07/24/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by jb100 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24223) - you deserved it (2546)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

#21446532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (1345)

On 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm - work - by (-,..,-) (woman) - France

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22189) - you deserved it (2043)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23280) - you deserved it (2381)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

#21446038
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19719) - you deserved it (2613)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:28pm - animals - by killjoyx - United States (Virginia)

Today, my sister was complaining about her acne, almost to the point of tears. Trying to make her feel better, I mentioned that my acne is worse. She replied, "But you don't care what you look like!" FML

#21446028
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (1993)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:10pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

#21445882
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27080) - you deserved it (1617)

On 07/23/2015 at 7:53am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

#21445713
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9214) - you deserved it (32283)

On 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by sucked_in - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (4794)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15599) - you deserved it (22732)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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