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Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (17454)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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